A female that radiates the bitch persona through all communication: verbal, non-verbal, facial expressions and via email and phone correspondence.
I was on a conference call with Linda, she had resting bitch aura. I could sense the bitchiness through the phone!!!
by Charby Sue April 18, 2017
To present one’s past accomplishments as evidence of present greatness; becoming lackadaisical or passive because of past accolades.
Husband: Bitch, thick chicken is dry af and these potatoes aren’t even cooked!
Wife: I made you beef Wellington with parsnip mousolline yesterday!
Husband: I’m not a misogynist, but damn it, girl! Quit resting on your laurels and step up your game.
Wife: I made you beef Wellington with parsnip mousolline yesterday!
Husband: I’m not a misogynist, but damn it, girl! Quit resting on your laurels and step up your game.
by MexiCanTankery March 25, 2019
The beatific expression of an extremist - either on the left or the right - who holds opinions that only they and their crank-friends subscribe to. Resting crank face can involve smiling benignly, while spouting crank theories to crank comrades 'The moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrick' or 'The illuminati is controlling Congress' or 'The Joos did 9/11'
When Jacob Rees-Mogg talks about Brexit a little smile plays around his lips and he becomes the poster boy of the Resting Crank Face.
Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.
"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."
"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."
Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.
"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."
"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."
by Mrs Nuddering September 23, 2019
Wow, did you see that judgmental look on her face when she zoned out? She must have resting judge face.
by egglet August 05, 2015
That server has resting weeds face
by bigback1234 November 15, 2014
A condition that afflicts aging autocrats. Loss of connective tissue, paranoia, and increased body fat causes the face to morph into a shape resembling former US president George W. Bush.
Side effects may include a strong desire to invade a country that poses no threat to them.
Side effects may include a strong desire to invade a country that poses no threat to them.
by Miracle_Max_Ltc March 04, 2022
Resting Bitch Voice (RBV) - a disorder in which an individual presents as incapable of controlling the amount of bitchiness in the tone of their voice. Symptoms are often intermittent and can come on suddenly. An increase of severity of RBV is often seen in concurrence with other health conditions such as stress, at certain times of the month and with tequila use. RBV often worsens with age. While RBV was officially named in 2022, the condition has existed within certain populations for many years. There is no known cure.
Wow, I just had a run-in with your friend. She was super agro. Who? Oh....no....she has resting bitch voice.
Omigosh , did you hear Maria was diagnosed with RBV?
Your Honor, I was not being disrespectful to the officer, I suffer from resting bitch voice.
Omigosh , did you hear Maria was diagnosed with RBV?
Your Honor, I was not being disrespectful to the officer, I suffer from resting bitch voice.
by JeniJeni August 18, 2022