Retard

You don’t call retarded people retards, you call your friends retards when they are acting retarded

Friend- Quit being a retard

by Hollis Flax November 4, 2019

Retard

People that spam requests their names to try to get their names on Urban Dictionary.

This kid is a fucking retard.

by MorphineDrip January 17, 2020

Retard

Someone who wears a Hi- vis Jacket and works for CO-OP(midcounties) they may also sit at the front of the yellow bus and lick the windows, he also wear a bicycle helmet to stop them banging their head against the wall.

Jordan is a retard, he also sits at the front of the yellow bus and licks the windows, he also wears a bicycle helmet to stop him banging his head against the wall

by DWright2005 April 27, 2020

Retard

You

Your a retard for searching retard

by Walter the dog August 7, 2020

Retard

The person reading this

This person reading this is a retard

by Hugedickfatassnigerdave1234567 July 25, 2019

Retard

1. A person who's so dumb you might as well put them into a kindergarten to smarten up a bit (retard)
2. Person who may be dumb (in a good way) in nature, but also smart enough to act mature in most of the situations that require it (Retard)

1. Guy1 : *Says some delusional take on twitter*
Guy2 : "You're such a retard"
2. Friend1 : "Thanks man for being a Retard, you're a good friend"
Friend2 : "No problem homie *does something dumb but funny*"
Friend1 : "Hehe, had a chuckle over that one"

by Mango The Bear March 18, 2023

Retard

Teammates on the game Call of Duty, all of them

Can a single one of you retards get on a point.

by MiniGrunt January 24, 2021