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The Wolfgang puck

Then you Fuck a girl (must be a girl sorry) (if it’s a guy it’s called “the Gregory Gourdet“) in the ass until she gapes then you stuff smoked salmon pizza in her open asshole then eat it out of her ass hands free
I texted my girlfriend on my way home from the dope hole that I was starving and was gonna have to eat before we could smash, she said, “ I know your hungry baby so I got every thing ready so we can do “the Wolfgang puck” when you get here and kill two birds with one stone.
by Smackislife January 9, 2024
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Pucking

Taking a used urinal cake and huffing it to get massively high. It makes your inner spiritual awareness feel like it’s stemming from some sort of pressure feeling in your asshole.
I went to the local dive and started pucking… I’m higher then a giraffe’s pussy.
by blastoid-crasstoid June 29, 2024
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hockey pucks

Those damned hockey pucks and their prime minister!
by jk.hfgi. January 8, 2014
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Puck

The greatest friend one could ever ask for. She's not your average hipster. She's got great personality and a disturbing, yet funny sense of humour. She's crazy but the good kind, the person that would defenitely dress up as a sloth for prom kind of crazy but that's okay because she'd rock it.
She's pucking amazing. - She's such a Puck!
by ImTotallyNotPuck April 18, 2017
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Puck Slut

A girl (or guy) who hooks up with only hockey players. Normally found in hockey areas such as north in the country America, all of Canada, Northern Europe countries. The person most likely grew up with hockey but could never play.
That hoe is such a puck slut .
by Seanjr January 5, 2017
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Fug-Puck

The horny girl fug-pucked the nerdy boy.
by Barrett 50Cal October 31, 2017
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Puck bunny

A woman ice hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is only motivated by attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game.
bitch, i ain’t a fucking puck bunny, i will slash you with my skates you big fat mole-rat
by slaymfqueen September 26, 2022
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