A girl (or guy) who hooks up with only hockey players. Normally found in hockey areas such as north in the country America, all of Canada, Northern Europe countries. The person most likely grew up with hockey but could never play.
by Seanjr January 5, 2017
Get the Puck Slutmug. The greatest friend one could ever ask for. She's not your average hipster. She's got great personality and a disturbing, yet funny sense of humour. She's crazy but the good kind, the person that would defenitely dress up as a sloth for prom kind of crazy but that's okay because she'd rock it.
by ImTotallyNotPuck April 18, 2017
Get the Puckmug. Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.
by OldGregFool January 8, 2020
Get the sneaky sludge puckmug. 
The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.
by Octopia October 5, 2017
Get the puck cheesemug. A slightly crazy man who (most likely) lives in the woods. Can survive with nothing but a hatchet in complete wilderness. This is the type of guy you would want in a zombie apocalypse. However, if you encounter a Puck in his natural habitat...turn and run. He WILL try and convert you. Also, he will most definitely give you a reason to rhyme his name with a certain word...
Holy shit! Look at that Puck! He's totally gonna slaughter that goat.....wait wut?
Wow, you totally pucked that up.
Wow, you totally pucked that up.
by HOLYSHITCAPSLOCKISON December 5, 2017
Get the Puckmug. by ashker123 January 13, 2020
Get the Puck Slutmug.