Pubeameter

Slightly shorter then a hair on the measurement scale.
Somewhere between a whisker and a Red Cunt Hair (RCH).

The Baseball was hit foul by a pubeameter.

by Balzonya 1977 September 29, 2010

Pubaritain

Person who is dirty minded all the time. A real perv! Talks about dicks all the time. Really fun to hang out with and makes an awkward moment even awkwarder. Oh, and likes to talk about pubbbbeeesss!!!!

"I'm gunna shove this up your ass.......THIS WAY!!!!"

"Look at my arm hairs." Pubaritain: "ughhh, just a bunch of pubes.."

"Did you see that girl talking about pubes?" "Yeah, what a Pubaritain!"

by Pumarasin September 17, 2011

pubcaster

public broadcaster - TV, radio, etc

The BBC is expected to end months of speculation by announcing this week that several early episodes of Doctor Who that were thought to be lost have been returned to the pubcaster.

by anna-beth October 9, 2013

pubeapplr

A sexually transmitted disease that causes ones balls to look like apples.

When girls see this, their ovaries explode.

Person 1: "Dude! He has pubeapplr!"
Girl: "Let me see!"
Person 2: *shows*
Girl: *ovaries explode*

by pubeapplrloverdearest December 28, 2013

Pubarrassment

Every humiliating thing which can happen between the ages of about 11 and 20.

"Dude, I was halfway through gym class when I got an erection. Not much to hide behind on the basketball court!"

"Bad case of pubarrassment!"

by Jed Black March 31, 2015

pubeafied

When you hit puberty early or you have started puberty and there is alot of bush and hair at a young age

Wow. She has been pubeafied, there is alot of hair on the Virginia.

by Aston bull November 4, 2015

punjabi slap

The act pf putting curry on your penis and then whipping it onto a persons face.

"I just punjabi slapped todd earlier"

"Eat my punjabi slap"

by Greenbones December 20, 2015