desalting the pretzel

When a guy jizzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his sex partner lick it off.

"yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty slut"

by thefantasticmrfoxycleopatra October 2, 2011

upside down pretzel machine

when you fuck yo girl upside down with her legs crossed, thus making it look like a pretzel .

Dude last night I gave my girl and upside down pretzel machine. She loved it.

by a;lsdkjf June 11, 2008

Cool Pretzel

Something infinitely cool or awesome.

Also can be referred to as "Crepzel".

Dodo- I won that drawing competition on the weekend.
Flay- Cool Pretzel mate!

Temple_of_pwn_1337- "Hey dude I taught myself how to play the recorder with my nose"
dragon_slayer- "That's pretty crepzal!"

by _addles_ May 7, 2009

Arabian Mud Pretzel

Alright, first you flip that, then press that. Then as you and your significant, or insignificant, other are going doggy style (anal) you pull her arms out, scream "AHLAH BOUACKBA" and push in so hard that she shits all over your dick.

Me and my girlfriend made an Arabian Mud Pretzel last night.

by avaz1243 March 8, 2011

sex pretzel

When you're wrestling around with your "straight" friends, and your twist your friend up into different sexual positions and make jokes because he doesn't posses enough physical strength to undo what you've done

Man, Kevin and Brent were wrestling around in the gowning room earlier and Kevin put Brent in the Sex Pretzel

by Someone In The Tuck June 21, 2006

jew pretzel

bad jew....jew capable of being twisted into a pretzel...more commonely used as a general putdown by random people...fo shizzle

you jew pretzel...you make me wanna rape a midget

by Shiblet February 6, 2008

Chocolate Covered Pretzel

When someone wipes there ass with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel.

Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by longranger August 28, 2003