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Premature Epackulation

Packing the car before you realize there are many more items that you need to take.
I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.
by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021
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Premature Indication

Woops, That was "Premature Indication" the corner is not for miles yet.

That guy just "Prematurely indicated!"
by Bubbles82 September 6, 2011
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Premature Ejacuquery

The act in which someone asked a question in an email prior to the answers already being sent.
Tom sent me an email question the other day and I had just sent the answer right before his Premature Ejacuquery.
by Lynn Shirley September 6, 2010
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premature accumulation

when a snow storm shoots its load way too early
Hold on let me get the shovel...and my boots and...awww man wtf ? you couldn't hold it? You suffer from premature accumulation!
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 17, 2015
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Premature Goblins

A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.
King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."
by EnchAnting since '04 August 5, 2017
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premature singulation

when you start singing the words to a song before the lyrics actually kick in
hold off with the premature singulation, the song hasn't started yet!
by miriam123 July 23, 2010
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Premature Enterulation

When you are typing and you press the Return Key too soon
A lot of my awkward conversations come from my premature enterulation.
by muffinzrule May 15, 2020
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