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Ride That Pony

1) Energetic dance-game (sometimes considered a sexual act) conceived by a group of thespians in a summer acting camp at UC Berkeley. Involves an outer circle of 25-30 people and an inner circle of about 10 people. The dance is started with the counter-clockwise movement of the inner circle, and the singing or yelling of the following lyrics:

"HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony, ride around
That big fat pony
HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony
This is how we do it!"

Following these lyrics the people in the inner circle move to the nearest person on the outer circle and perform a dance facing the person, facing away from the person, and then to the side of the person (sometimes similer to freaking). The lyrics for this part of the dance are as follows:

"Front to front to front, my baby
Back to back to back, my baby,
Side to side to side, my baby,
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!"

Then the person who has recieved the dance proceeds to the inner circle and restarts the game//dance//sexual act.

Usually participates are very darbee.
"Dude, the closest thing to an orgy we'll ever get here is Ride That Pony. Go with it."
by Vodka December 7, 2004
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Angst Pony

A pony or other equestrian mammal that one rides when one is in a state of angst, concern, distress or general teenage hormonal difficulty.

When an angst pony is brought out in a discussion or "bitch-fest", it soon becomes an angst rodeo as others bring out their own angst ponies"
Camille: "I need to release my angst pony out into the sunset"

Nora: "Gee, Camille's angst pony is raging tonight!"
by Danielle and Company August 6, 2010
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The Limping pony

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.
I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.
by Renob Champ March 7, 2010
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Front Pony

front'ponie' /verb/noun

A reverse piggy back involving two people where one person jumps onto another's front, while the other person runs at a medium speed.
Mikey gave a front pony to Clarence and ran into the snack tray.
by Get Seriously April 8, 2010
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Uber pony

Similar meaning to uber pwnage(an awesome victory over someone or something). Can be used as a noun.
"I was ridin the Uber Pony after I thrashed him in Madden"
by NeonKnight05 November 25, 2009
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pony niche

A crevice, nook, or recess for ponies.
Sir Francis Toboggan is hiding out in his pony niche.
by Russell's Cosmic Teapot May 26, 2010
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pony sexuality

No one knows what this means.

Sadly, you'll have to keep looking.
This "pony sexuality" was randomly heard somewhere and no one knows its meaning. I am sorry. Go follow my tt @the_chocolate_lord btw ;)
Person A: "What's a pony sexuality?"
Person B: "No one knows. Not even google."
by Frisk The Chocolate Lord July 3, 2022
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