1) Energetic dance-game (sometimes considered a sexual act) conceived by a group of thespians in a summer acting camp at UC Berkeley. Involves an outer circle of 25-30 people and an inner circle of about 10 people. The dance is started with the counter-clockwise movement of the inner circle, and the singing or yelling of the following lyrics:
"HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony, ride around
That big fat pony
HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony
This is how we do it!"
Following these lyrics the people in the inner circle move to the nearest person on the outer circle and perform a dance facing the person, facing away from the person, and then to the side of the person (sometimes similer to freaking). The lyrics for this part of the dance are as follows:
"Front to front to front, my baby
Back to back to back, my baby,
Side to side to side, my baby,
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!"
Then the person who has recieved the dance proceeds to the inner circle and restarts the game//dance//sexual act.
Usually participates are very darbee.
"HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony, ride around
That big fat pony
HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony
This is how we do it!"
Following these lyrics the people in the inner circle move to the nearest person on the outer circle and perform a dance facing the person, facing away from the person, and then to the side of the person (sometimes similer to freaking). The lyrics for this part of the dance are as follows:
"Front to front to front, my baby
Back to back to back, my baby,
Side to side to side, my baby,
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!"
Then the person who has recieved the dance proceeds to the inner circle and restarts the game//dance//sexual act.
Usually participates are very darbee.
by Vodka December 7, 2004

A pony or other equestrian mammal that one rides when one is in a state of angst, concern, distress or general teenage hormonal difficulty.
When an angst pony is brought out in a discussion or "bitch-fest", it soon becomes an angst rodeo as others bring out their own angst ponies"
When an angst pony is brought out in a discussion or "bitch-fest", it soon becomes an angst rodeo as others bring out their own angst ponies"
Camille: "I need to release my angst pony out into the sunset"
Nora: "Gee, Camille's angst pony is raging tonight!"
Nora: "Gee, Camille's angst pony is raging tonight!"
by Danielle and Company August 6, 2010

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.
I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.
by Renob Champ March 7, 2010

front'ponie' /verb/noun
A reverse piggy back involving two people where one person jumps onto another's front, while the other person runs at a medium speed.
A reverse piggy back involving two people where one person jumps onto another's front, while the other person runs at a medium speed.
by Get Seriously April 8, 2010

Similar meaning to uber pwnage(an awesome victory over someone or something). Can be used as a noun.
by NeonKnight05 November 25, 2009

by Russell's Cosmic Teapot May 26, 2010

No one knows what this means.
Sadly, you'll have to keep looking.
This "pony sexuality" was randomly heard somewhere and no one knows its meaning. I am sorry. Go follow my tt @the_chocolate_lord btw ;)
Sadly, you'll have to keep looking.
This "pony sexuality" was randomly heard somewhere and no one knows its meaning. I am sorry. Go follow my tt @the_chocolate_lord btw ;)
by Frisk The Chocolate Lord July 3, 2022
