pond penguin

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"

by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014

drawer in a pond

A dumb ass bitch who can’t draw.

“Man she’s a real drawer in a pond.”

by anonymous April 12, 2021

I bet all the ducks in my pond

A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks

"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."

by pigeon cc February 26, 2018

pebble in the pond

When brainstorming, the act of throwing out an idea with the goal of breaking the tension and making it safe for others to share ideas.

Someone: We need to figure out what makes this character interesting.

*dead silence*

Me: Pebble in the pond—what if he had had two dicks?

*everyone feels safe*

by Pickle in the pie guy June 27, 2019

Pine River Pond

A small lake in New Hampshire.
The best place to spend your summers
as a child & teenager!

"What are you doing this summer?
I'm spending it at Pine River Pond!"

by ange February 5, 2005

Pond Rat

Somebody who is unclean and rude. Often frequent wet, dark and dirty corners

Fuck off you skanky pond rat!!

by W11MUN November 22, 2023

Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.

John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.

by erinod23 June 4, 2024