dildonicly plagued

When someone continuously shows traits being a dildo. Everything they do and say is Dildonic.
You are one dildonicly plagued person.
by Budda 73 December 20, 2014
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Irish plague

Me to my girlfriend before we got busy for the first time: 'I have the Irish Plague'

Her in her charming New York accent: 'You asshole, I don't want to catch that'
Me: 'No, it means me prick is small'
by Getstheladies May 07, 2016
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Douchebonic Plague

The feeling like everyone around you is a douchebag .

Groups of people jumping on board of a stupid fad .

The rapid spread of douchebaggery .
Watching a group of kids dabbing made me leave immediately before I caught the Douchebonic Plague . .
by DDT4U September 14, 2016
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Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.
I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.
by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020
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Hood Plague

The Hood Plague is a sinus condition contracted by students in the third or fourth week of Fall classes after the air conditioners come on in the dorms.
"Crap, I have a paper due tomorrow but I can't think because I have the damn Hood Plague"

"Can I get out of class, I've come down with Hood Plague"
by Hoodlum November 08, 2012
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Blue bonnet plague

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media
I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way
by The original Queen Bee June 04, 2020
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The Hague Plague

The Hague Plague, you were stupid to release them. You've gone too far.

You NWO IDIOTS

You SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED US
The Hague Plague is the event which allowed all the right anonymi to coalesce and find eachother to weed out the snakes. COVID 19, murder most foul, the most recent syrup to be designed for bionanochemical control of undesirables. MERS SARS HCOV, they're all mutant science experiments.
by Bl@ckFl@g April 02, 2021
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