caffeine and pizza

first: they are two lovely things
second: a phrase for someone who has a lot of energy, they run off caffeine, and is also pretty chill. they're generally nice humans and have good taste.

He's a real caffeine and pizza, and that's why I love hanging out with him!

by beepothegreatpuppet May 5, 2020

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Rent Pizza

Pizza purchased with money that is already allocated for that month's rent.

"Too poor to eat, gotta dip into the savings and buy me some Rent Pizza!"

by Ernie the Fourth February 21, 2012

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-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"

Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!
Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!

by DaBigPizzaShit April 19, 2009

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chest pizza

A chest pizza is that pool of drunken puke that occurs when you throw up on your own chest.

I wouldn't go in there, Calvin is making chest pizza.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009

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Table pizza

A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.

Say Scott, I'm really hungry and can't decide which one I want, shall we get a table pizza as well?

by pizzalover69 January 21, 2014

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Pizza Cum

The flavour of one's cum after over-consumption of pizza. Comes with variety of flavours depending on the toppings on said pizza.

James eats so much pizza, when he gets a blowjob, the giver always tastes the flavour of "pizza cum" when he blows his load in them making them swallow because it was that delicious.

by DrArmageddon August 11, 2017

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