by s m a l l p e e n April 29, 2020
Get the Philadelphia Eagles mug.The act of smearing feces (your own or a friends) all over your ass cheeks until your white pasty butt now appears completely black. Then proceed to moon an unsuspecting person. The shit-covered ass appears at first glance to be not the typical full moon, but a dark new moon.
*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)
*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)
a cop is sitting outside of Dunkin Donuts and looks up when a car driving by honks.
"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.
"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"
"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"
"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!
"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.
"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"
"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"
"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!
by RedDan69 April 22, 2011
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Person who has nothing better to do with his/her money so he/she figures that it would be more useful for his/her reputation to give it away to society all the while making it seem as if he/she is unintentionally a good person.
Rich-ass bitch: hmm im rich what should I do? I already have a mansion with 23555 rooms and 6 pools and 345 cars. And my garbage disposal broke from all the money i tried to get rid of, what should i do with it now? Oh i know! I know! I'll pretend to be a good person and give it away! Hmm isnt it called being a philanthropist? (looks at himself in miror) what would the world do without me?
by nvrtell June 26, 2006
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Get the philadelphia mug.From the ancient Greek "Phil Collins" and "Anthropos"; the literal translation is "Phil Collins Man" but the word more loosely translates to a condition in which a man transforms into Phil Collins or gains Phil Collins-like qualities and abilities.
Jim: Hey, why do I always hear Steve singing Sussudio on nights when there's a full moon?
Bob: Steve suffers from Philanthropy.
Bob: Steve suffers from Philanthropy.
by meiyoumayo February 14, 2012
Get the Philanthropy mug.While having sex, you surprise your partner with the line, "I have AIDS", and then orgasm as he or she cries hysterically.
by EnricoFermi April 23, 2009
Get the The Philadelphia mug.Home of the Phillies, the most down-to-earth group of guys in baseball.
..hey they're pretty hot too. (:
..hey they're pretty hot too. (:
"Hey, are you from Philadelphia?"
"Yes, I am from the best city in the whole world. Thanks for asking."
"Yes, I am from the best city in the whole world. Thanks for asking."
by xoirisheyes March 17, 2010
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