pencil case

Something used to store pencils and other various stationary equipment during school, university or work.

Person 1: woah cool pencil case
Penson 2: yeah i have all my stuff in there

by xxx_gekyume420_xxx March 25, 2019

Bookies pencil

Short penis with no girth whatsoever

I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.

by Ivornumbnuts June 8, 2019

Poker Pencil

A player who falls down apart after even being slightly tilted, like a pencil.

Damn that dude is literally punting his entire stack after losing one hand, what a poker pencil.

by Armkap June 6, 2020

pencil in a hotdog

A really skinny dildo in a saggy vagina. Note the hotdog is a actually a hotdog bun

It’s like putting a pencil in a hotdog

by Vic_patty February 15, 2018

Floor Pencil

A nasty, dirty, germ infected pencil that you found on the floor of a public place such as a school.

Although Ariel claimed to love Brandy; she still tried to give her a nasty floor pencil.

by Bbenjaminxd November 28, 2011

the French pencil

When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.

I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...

by Doc Johnson 710 April 8, 2023

pencil farter

A pencil in the butt while farter

"Shut the fuck up you pencil farter"

by Kayythaagoat August 24, 2017