pencil farter

A pencil in the butt while farter

"Shut the fuck up you pencil farter"

by Kayythaagoat August 25, 2017

pencil in a hotdog

A really skinny dildo in a saggy vagina. Note the hotdog is a actually a hotdog bun

It’s like putting a pencil in a hotdog

by Vic_patty February 14, 2018

Floor Pencil

A nasty, dirty, germ infected pencil that you found on the floor of a public place such as a school.

Although Ariel claimed to love Brandy; she still tried to give her a nasty floor pencil.

by Bbenjaminxd November 28, 2011

pencil party

when the whole class forgets their pencils and someone saves the day

Yo, it's aboutta be a pencil party

by Miss belle December 01, 2016

pencil boarding

instead of learning, you use a pencil as a skateboard. you can make all sorts of obstacles with your text books and other school supplies. in my school it is a crime punishable by detention to do it in classrooms. so the pencil boarders do it in detention.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=apc32MGlpxI is where you can see mechanical pencil boarding at its finest.

by elysiatheamazing May 25, 2008

Poker Pencil

A player who falls down apart after even being slightly tilted, like a pencil.

Damn that dude is literally punting his entire stack after losing one hand, what a poker pencil.

by Armkap June 06, 2020

Pencil Gip

When you drop a pencil in class and reach down to get it, and it rolls away even further when you touch it and usually to a spot where it cannot be reached.

Martin: (drops pencil) (reaches down to grab it) "DAMMIT THAT WAS MY ONLY PENCIL!"

Joe to Dave: "Ouch! That Sucks.."

Dave to Joe: "yeah he totally just got pencil gipped."

by Leubert McCracken July 31, 2010