Punctured penis pals

When males' testicles or 'penis pals' retract and shrivel as if there were balloons that had met a needle. Sometimes due to cold, but primarily in this case due to fear.

The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.
"Oh baby, aren't you keen to have a go with this strap-on? I've ubed it well but you've still got punctured penis pals"
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"

She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals
by RastaVari August 16, 2013
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Your not that guy pal

Your not that guy but spicier with pal added to the end to it
Him: bro I’m going to fucking kill you
Me: your not that guy
Him: I’m still going to fucking kill you
Me: your not that guy PAL
Him: woah woah woah take a chill pill I’ll back away I’m sorry dude
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Piss Hole Pals

Hey, get a load of those piss hole pals...
by Nate1957 September 09, 2010
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up yours pal

the same as up yours but when you want to sound really ironic.
someone middle fingers you...
so you can say: "up yours pal!"
by Patrick Bailey Brazil October 03, 2007
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Poop Chute Pals

Another definition for two male homosexual lovers.
Carlos enjoys taking it up the ass from his poop chute pal lover Ramón.
by Maxwell September 13, 2004
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Amrit Pal

Amrit pal is a thing that lives in Hornsby and smells really bad, some people call him gay or a faggot or a roach and it's true. Amrit's Dumb, in the year of 1987 Amrit was born but he slipped back in 3 times. he dose bitch alot,, ( he is a whiner) whaaa Whaaa
"Im amrit and im a stupid cry baby"
by Om May 12, 2004
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Pals Before Gals

Luke: I think I'm gonna take Bernice to that Hawk Nelson concert tomorrow...

Jonah: Brother! We're supposed to try and win the Soapbox race at the Blueberry Festival, 3 years in a row! Come on brother! Pals before Gals!
by slicedalone July 03, 2010
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