Sperm Skates

The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.

I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.

by Salient1503 March 07, 2011

Path Skating

When snow freezes on a path, turning it into an ice-rink, allowing you to glide along instead of walk.

The snow had been down for three days, so Matt decided to engage in a spot of path skating.

by Masterfull_1992 December 21, 2009

skating ring

A place to talk; or skate.

Somebody: "Wanna go to the skating ring?"

Me: "Ahhh Too many kids."

by Kevin September 18, 2004

Sex Skating

The art of having sex while on roller blades. Often with the woman having the skates on her hands and the man holding her legs and doing her while they are skating.

Tim and Susan were Sex Skating on the boardwalk yesterday.

by Coffinator May 15, 2008

Ice Skate

When at a party you flood the toilet so the room fills with water and then crank the A/C down as low as it will go. This procedure is best pulled when everyone else is asleep to get as much ice on the floor as possible.

We were at the Lambda party and they kicked us out so we ice skated that bitch.

by J Chris September 11, 2009

Skate-Bro

A dumb-ass frat dude (AKA a bro) who is also a skater, often seen arbitrarily carrying a skateboard with no intention of actually using it.

Hey you see that blatantly drunk dude with the skateboard that doesn't even look like it's been ridden?

Yeah that guys definately a Skate-Bro!

by DmiJan January 11, 2010

Skate bite

An imaginary force that crumbles all men who are effected by it. It comes up at the most INCONVENIENT time and send you writhing to the bench. Once thought to be used by vagina boys who don't want to do anything and need an excuse, it is now know to be a serious medical condition.

Common side effects include..

-Random hits to the head
-Sudden outburst at reefs
-Pointless tempor tantrums
-Loud winces

Not a vagina boy - "Aye why are you not on the ice?"
Vagina boy-*looking up wincing* "mannn I got hella skate bite!"

by Crumbling Mentos January 11, 2019