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Decently averagely small

Basically the opposite of decently averagely tall. You are smaller than an average human but not as small as a small person
I mean compared to Joe you are decently averagely small
by Aguyontheinternetwholikeswords December 14, 2021
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smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.
I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
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Average

The browns qb is average.
by anonymous November 5, 2021
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better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.
If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
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batting above her average

Look at her batting above her average. That Josh sure is cute and nicer then the other others shes dated. To date someone better.
Wow she sure is batting above her average. Josh is a heaps better pick compared to her previous boyfriends.
by Batting above her average December 12, 2022
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Average drug dealer

Some idiot using discord. Really needs a life
Hey dude did you see average drug dealer?”
“Yeah he is such a dumbass”
by Average drug dealer February 17, 2022
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average tag experience

Scary tag , basicaly : The game , tag (you know it) being played in an abandoned place , at night , while the tagger is screaming like a maniac.
Bro , let's play tag at night.
average tag experience: 😨
by urbandictionist111 October 30, 2023
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