texas corn on the cob

When a man takes a shit and freezes it. Then a woman takes the frozen shit and uses it as a dildo.

Hey Honey, I have a Texas Corn On The Cob in the freezer. Do you want to have it after supper?

by longhairedluver June 21, 2006

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Get the texas corn on the cobmug.

Corn on da cob

We dick fat ballz has da best pure in poleglass,say nam kid he’s a we peach sum hole on him ;) should get it out if Yano Yano

Corn on da cob fancies grace but she uses him for gear and sexy time

by Anygear1212 January 29, 2019

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Get the Corn on da cobmug.

Shucking the corn cob

When a person performing oral uses too much teeth.

"I was having a great time until she started shucking the corn cob!"

by Nopieropie August 20, 2020

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Get the Shucking the corn cobmug.

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

by Skilzz March 12, 2023

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