Sophies english teachers
by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022
When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.
by Blackberry April 08, 2015
Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!
by rodger wilco October 27, 2015
When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 10, 2010
Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
Old man jankins is packing
by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.
by Abbysworld April 10, 2021