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captain obvious

One who dons this name is one who confronts falsity with the glaringly patent nature of truth.
CaptObvious battles liberalism on the perspectives forums:


fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life

CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.
by CaptObvious fan June 1, 2005
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Captain Obvious

A person who states the evident to the exasperation of others.
You stub your toe on a coffee table and shriek in pain.

Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?"

You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"
by Ms. Jenkins July 4, 2007
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obviouslut

When someone is either:
A) obviously a slut.
or B) when people are obviously acting like sluts.
In response to "Dude, look at that nasty ass!" you would say "Obviouslut..."
OR
"You know that skank (name here), yah she's obviouslut!"
by Ace86 and D Dot May 24, 2004
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obviously gay

Dude alright, so i was balls deep in this little man right, and like i'm about to blow my load in his butt and he turns around and grabs my nuts and im like dude you are obviously gay, fool.
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005
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caption obvious

A man with super power to state the obvious.
Thank you Caption Obvious to state the obvious, now SHUT UP!
by Caption Obvious April 20, 2015
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Obvious Distraction

An object that is not really there that you want your freinds(OR FOE) to look at.

Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.

Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).
Lenny: Hey look, an Obvious Distraction!

Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)

Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.
by Pimpmaster General. March 1, 2010
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Castle Oblivion

Castle Oblivion is the main location of Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories and Kingdom Hearts RE:CoM. Despite it's secret location, the castle's lord, Marluxia, lures our hero, Sora, into his clutches.

There were 6 members of Organization XIII sent to Castle Oblivion. In order of number: Vexen (IV) Lexaeus (V) Zexion (VI) Axel (VIII) Marluxia (XI) and Larxene (XII). In order of alphabetical order: Axel (VIII) Larxene (XII) Lexaeus (V) Marluxia (XI) Vexen (IV) and Zexion (VI)

The castle was founded by Aqua, one of the infamous Keyblade Trio (Ventus, Terra, Aqua) of Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep. It's original name; owner was Land of Departure, own my Master Eraqus.

Sora is not the only one who went through Castle Oblivion, Riku did also (Reverse Rebirth), and he didn't give a crap about Marluxia, he went for Vexen Lexaeus and Zexion. He was victorious.

This was a temporary hotel for Sora, and a permanent one for Ventus (so far.)
Marluxia: Welcome to Castle Oblivion, where to find is to lose, and to lose is to find.

Sora: I don't give a crap about some stupid castle!

Namine: :'(
by AxelKitty July 1, 2011
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