He Function

He function is an event or party of which a group of individuals within different social groups, with little to no interaction normally, are attending, leading to humorous and sometimes disastrous outcomes.

Jim “did you hear about the party last night?”

Bob “no who was there?”
Jim “Jenny AND Zoe”

Bob “NO WAY HE FUNCTION!”

by dr_balls_ November 19, 2023

Fit form and function

Item in question fits the design, is the correct form as design and functions as needed. However may still look like shit. Good to be used in many things however products that are artistic is a no no...

This custom frame meets fit form and function. It fits the art, meets your required look and holds the art. No bob it looks like shit.

by Lethalace July 28, 2018

Anti-Functional

A person who has a mood swing based upon what they currently don’t have that they usually do, such as a human companion, a favorite food, or maybe an addictive substance. Mood swings usually are noticeable by the affected person

Smoker: I am anti-functional without Cigarettes
Guy: Too bad, I don’t function without Lily, I have a better addiction
Smoker: We both anti-functional then

by thatonewhitedude August 16, 2019

Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.

Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!

by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022

clear the function

when a bunch of niggas with ski masks pullup to shootup a party and leave no witnesses

bro 1: yo we out to clear the function?
bro 2: aight bet

by thatoneguy0991 February 12, 2023

functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy

Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 17, 2021

fully functional feline

A cat with all the quirks and qualities of the feline species.

Friend 1: my cat is so strange!
Friend 2: is it a fully functional feline?
Friend 1: yeah.

by TitaniumTesticle May 5, 2018