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Stoner Diet

A person not necessarily a stoner , but its a lot of sweets and junk food like your stereotypical stoner.
She eats ice cream for breakfast .I swear she is on a stoner diet
by TheLettersYouWrote July 13, 2016
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donut diet

Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.

That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.
by Hellsangel June 6, 2015
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DJ Diet

The DJ Diet, as it's commonly referred to among members of the EDM scene, consists of long periods of time without sleep, drugs as sustenance, and (usually extremely unhealthy) food whenever you're finally hungry, if it's around at all.

Obviously this is a very unhealthy way to live, but when one speaks of the DJ Diet, they do so with an ironic and undeserved sense of accomplishment and self-worth.
"Man, you look tired."

"Yea dude, been on the DJ Diet for like a week. Time for a cheeseburger and a nap, then it's back to work."
by Pothedd February 17, 2012
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The Brummer Diet

Starvation due to the recent placement of braces on one’s teeth, often leading to death.
Victim: “I just got my braces today, it hurts like a butt cheek on a stick to eat anything!”
Bystander who doesn’t give a shit: “Sounds like you need to go on The Brummer Diet!”
by Pepsi_Patriarchy February 19, 2019
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Mac Diet

A diet consisting of fast foods only, which will eventually lead to your demise.
Dude, that fat fuck must be on a Mac Diet!
by MacguyverGirl January 12, 2013
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Diet Coke

Something that every middle aged fat woman’s drink to make her fell heathy even tho coke is much more heathy and less cancerous
My teacher ms holl only drink Diet Coke
by Eggplant man May 31, 2018
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meth diet

Using the amphetamine as a dietary substance by abstaining from food for the duration of the dosage. IE, 8 ball = 20 hours, a half = 100 hours and some felonys.
I was on my meth diet when I shot them crackers to gets money for more medicine.
by Mello Fello June 26, 2014
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