A person who always corrupts any comment section filled with spam, slurs, any phrase and things like “L Bozo, L, L + Ratio” It can also be a group of people spamming links or funny phrases. Some groups have the same profile pictures.
Person: “ L bozo. That is such a bad opinion 🤓💀”
Person 2: “Stop being a Comment Parasite”
Person:” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Person 2: ” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Creator:” Comment parasites Smh.”
Person 2: “Stop being a Comment Parasite”
Person:” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Person 2: ” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Creator:” Comment parasites Smh.”
by InZaneCLDY August 29, 2022
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Hussar general: Forward comment hussars! This guy said our king is a fuckin idiot!
Enemy: Cuz you guys all motherfuckin idiots!
Hussar: Plz learn that skilll,u know writing!!!
Other Hussar: Stfu fuckin braindead motherfucker!!!
Another Hussar: fuckin stupid idiot!!!
Enemy: *Dies in pain*
Enemy: Cuz you guys all motherfuckin idiots!
Hussar: Plz learn that skilll,u know writing!!!
Other Hussar: Stfu fuckin braindead motherfucker!!!
Another Hussar: fuckin stupid idiot!!!
Enemy: *Dies in pain*
by Rgeraltwilhelmspatton01 May 13, 2020
Get the Comment Hussars mug.A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"
"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"
"well actually your wrong"
by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005
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/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset
Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"
Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"
by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021
Get the commentally retarded mug.When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.
Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.
by eightiesrule January 15, 2011
Get the Comment padding mug.Alot of hilarious ass comments especially this one. Check the definition: **originated from some punching catergory**
Person: *tips fedora* if that woman was gettin punched i wouldve beaten that guy up!
Anon: Look at these fucking neckbeards pretending theyd do a single goddamn thing if they saw someone getting beaten up. Nah kid, youd hug your bodypillow at night pretending youre able to beat up anything other than that tic tac you call a dick.
Person 2: welcome to rule34 comments..
Anon: Look at these fucking neckbeards pretending theyd do a single goddamn thing if they saw someone getting beaten up. Nah kid, youd hug your bodypillow at night pretending youre able to beat up anything other than that tic tac you call a dick.
Person 2: welcome to rule34 comments..
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