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I WORK FOR ELON MUSK

Usage: Pejorative.
Var: Oh! I work for Elon, etc.
See Also: {Cunt money},{Work},{Moron},{Boss Man Cabbage}
1. Usually a boss - thinks themselves a genius. When if fact they are just an idiot.
2. This idiocy is matched only by their luck in any given situation. Luck, rather than genius/skill is always used as a yard stick of their Genius. This is a genius move until their luck runs out and they are exposed as a twat.
2.2 They suffer like no one else you know from DUNNING–KRUGER EFFECT and it only ever seems to get worse.
3. The protagonist displays the largest pair of brass balls imaginable even whilst doing something stupid, this however is a sign of their genius.
4. They often punch down and are prone to throwing man baby temper tantrums.
5. If your Boss shows any of these traits, your properly WORKING FOR ELON MUSK.
6. Tell your Boss. "You remind me of Elon musk" for promotion and pay raise prospects.

7. Tell your Boss. "it's like I work for Elon musk" every time the thick Twat does something stupid or interjects a brilliant idea or steals one of yours.
8. I work for Elon musk.
by dsfadsfgafgf November 16, 2023
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Elon Musk

When a girl won't go down on you because of the smell of your balls.
by NahbroThatsAyouProblem13 March 17, 2025
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Musking

1. The act of giving a rimjob to someone that doesn’t wipe.
2. The act of blowing the anus to reveal a strong musk.
1. Yesterday i had anal sex with Samantha but her ass was filthy so i went on musking her.
2. You should really try musking, it brings out that natural stank in a woman.
by Timbo is himbo November 28, 2022
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The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD)

The Elon Musk Power Down (noun)
/ˈē-län ˌməsk ˈpau̇(-ə)r daʊn/
1. The moment a man hits peak confidence, starts ranting about AI overlords, space orgies, or selling NFTs of his own balls—and then completely short-circuits mid-sentence like a sex robot with a Windows 95 processor.
2. The post-coital mental blackout that occurs when you climax while arguing about cryptocurrency. Often followed by a three-hour Reddit spiral and a mild existential crisis.

Warning: May result in accidental billion-dollar acquisitions or naming your kid after a Wi-Fi password.
“He was deep into a monologue about brain chips and free speech on Mars, then just stared into space like he nutted out his last coherent thought. Classic The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD).”
by 8565FFF186 April 24, 2025
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Elon Musk

When a girl won't go down or refuses to sleep with you because of the horrible smell coming from your dick.
by NahbroThatsAyouProblem13 March 17, 2025
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Musking

The constant dripping of blood from your dick due to permanent bladder damage caused by excessive use of ketamine.
I've got to wear a man diaper for the rest of my life because my dick is musking from all the ketamine I took while destroying
America.
by Poop fort May 31, 2025
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Elon Musking

A phrase to describe the process of ripping ass loudly in a room to draw attention to oneself, especially if it results in someone vomiting.
"Fuck, Jeremy was just Elon Musking in there because nobody laughed at his joke. I think I'm gonna be sick"
by Fartmaster2277 August 2, 2024
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