montessori school

it is not a school for speds school. in fact, it is a very expensive school. they teach you multiplication tables in kindergarten.
it doesn't get better than that.

9 year old: dude i can't figure out 2 x 2!
5 year old: its for you fricking retard.
9 year old: damn kid where did you go to school
5 year old: montessori school.

by metalcoresmartass September 3, 2009

Mostesterest

More than the most, more than more than the most. The absolute most of something that anything can be

Mostesterest means the biggest amount of something, and is used to end an argument with no complaints.

E.g Tiffin said 'I miss you' Ryan said 'I miss you most' Tiffin replied 'Well I miss you the moster' and Ryan concluded with 'No I miss you the mostesterest' and dominated the conversation.

by Teachmehowtodougie January 7, 2015

Moses Hair

Hair that has been parted... sometimes leading to the freedom of Jew-slaves.

Hitler had Moses Hair.

by Terry Farrel October 18, 2007

moster

loving another more than most.

amy loves jackson moster.

by jaylani charles draco October 3, 2020

Moses Love Tunnel

When a girl squirts on the bed and creates a sort of slip'n'slide directly into her vagina.

"Bro she squirted so much I felt like I had to part the sea, total Moses Love Tunnel moment, I slid right in."

by loonabunny June 4, 2022

Joaquin Montes

Someone who hurts everyone because they can.

Someone who acts superior just because he was brought up in a rich family.

In short, someone whose attitude sucks because he/ she bullies everyone around him/ ber.

I’ve known it all along, my bestfriend is a Joaquin Montes. She constantly bullies the shit out of me, and I let her before because I didn’t know any better.

by Caffeinated Kween December 29, 2018

Lowcountry Montessori

Lowcountry Montessori is literally hell on earth. It is the worst school ever because you literally don’t learn anything. 90% of the people there are weird and none of the teachers are even real teachers. They’re so pathetic, they can’t even afford their own school bus or playground.

Lowcountry Montessori is so terrible. I hated that place so much, I’m so glad I don’t go there anymore. When that place shuts down, it will not be missed.

by meepmeep16 February 1, 2019