Moses of the spliff

The founder of the spiff followers, the name given to someone who provides the weed to the group

Thanks Jim your Moses of the spliff

by Spliff moses September 24, 2017

Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd

Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling

by Cools Man December 02, 2024

Moses Docs

Sandals

See that Friar, his Moses Docs are deadly

by pinch72 July 20, 2023

destaney moses

Very sexual lesbian that loves eating pussy for all meals of the day

Wow I really want a destaney moses

by Lesbian law March 13, 2017

Mosed

a sexy young man that can take anyones girl

Mosed is too sexy to define.

by Clarke200 November 25, 2021

Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 18, 2012

Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.

1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!

by Recudorp October 22, 2013