Moses marnes

Is a absolute tit. He often takes unpaid leave from work to sip on that purple drank

Wow look at that Moses marnes he stinks dirty sprite

by Joe lupton sucks July 31, 2018

Stone Moses

set in their ways?

She’s like a stone moses

by Wizardofahhhhhhhs September 9, 2018

Moses

Mean and sucks ass

Your mean

Well I’m not moses

by Tehehe🤠 April 20, 2019

Mose

When a young boy named Jose likes a young girl named Margaret and they go to see a movie and be awkward together.

You're welcome...

Hey, did you hear about Mose?

by MMMMMBBBBB May 2, 2019

Moses

Moses wears crusty dirty t-shirts, old jeans and weird cowboy boots. He has brown hair down to his chin. He wears glasses with thin rectangle lenses, and they're so dirty you can't even see through them.

He talks in a southern accent, but he doesn't live in a southern state, and wasn't born in a southern state. He also looks like he lives on a farm but he doesn't.

He seems to only have 4 different shirts, and wears the same boots and jeans every day.

His friend is a kid who plays dungeons and dragons in his mom's crusty basement.

“ew, wasn't moses wearing that outfit yesterday?”

by cherrycoIa September 27, 2019

Moses

The smoothest of the black male species. A rare breed who possesses sporting talent and is also know as 'love doctor'.

I wish I had a Moses in my life *sigh*

by Biggie22 October 8, 2019

Moses

A ugly slut who has a bad hairline and is desperate for anything. Is really bad at jokes and can’t control his self. Is not good at any sport . Does not really have a life. Is a loner. Doesn’t know what to say to a girl if he likes them and needs help. Is a fucking pervert. Is a bitch. Likes to get into drama. Is very awkward and creepy.

Ewwwww I’m glad I ain’t a Moses.

I’m glad I’m not Moses cause I can make the team.

by Julia_that flow May 3, 2018