Drinking game between two people in which one flips a coin and they both call out heads or tails and if you're wrong you drink
by saphigan malloy September 12, 2014
Get the Machewpewp mug.When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.
Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
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Person 1: Did you really write that on your facebook profile?
Person 2: Of course he didn't. He wouldn't have spoken these wise words.
Person 1: Ooh. So he's just been mach-ed.
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Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of music detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: What do you think? We've been so mach-ed.
Person 1: Did you really write that on your facebook profile?
Person 2: Of course he didn't. He wouldn't have spoken these wise words.
Person 1: Ooh. So he's just been mach-ed.
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Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of music detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: What do you think? We've been so mach-ed.
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Person 1: When did you become a feminist?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Hum, I don't know, look at your last facebook status.
Person 3: Yeah, that's not him. He's been mach-ed.
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Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of smoke detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: Well, what do you think? We've been so mach-ed.
Person 1: When did you become a feminist?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Hum, I don't know, look at your last facebook status.
Person 3: Yeah, that's not him. He's been mach-ed.
Example 2:
Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of smoke detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: Well, what do you think? We've been so mach-ed.
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The Machages rarely take photos and never yes never selfie themselves.
When out with friends he is the one counting the drinks and is likely to drive the clique back home.
The Machages rarely take photos and never yes never selfie themselves.
When out with friends he is the one counting the drinks and is likely to drive the clique back home.
That is the machage of our crew.
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