The spitten mitten is the ingenious idea of making a life like blow up doll of your best friend and making millions off of your friends perfect image
by Quickthetank November 18, 2014
When you shove both hands up a females vagina/Anal/Pisshole to keep them warm, usually sleeptime but can be during intercourse in winter or cold conditions.
by NoblessJohnny October 18, 2010
When you're running wide open trying to complete a goal or event, or even go to a party, one of your buddies decides to not show up and is scared of fun.
by Kingsly9 February 24, 2017
A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.
by The_JDH November 05, 2012
A mitten in which women find arousing when place on the clitorial part of the sexual reproductive system.
by max juan January 03, 2005
level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.
An example of an awkward mittens moment:
When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
by SMM Youth Group June 08, 2007
Bitch Mittens is when a person, male or female has an extremly obnoxious pair of gloves on. The term can also be used to define is some one is acting as an obnoxious pair of mittens.
Example 1--A woman has a pair of mittens on that were knit to look like pink elephants. You have the right to walk up and say whats up bitch mittens?
Example 2-- Some one is annoying you, and you respond with get otta here "bitch mittens."
Example 2-- Some one is annoying you, and you respond with get otta here "bitch mittens."
by Spyro912 December 17, 2009