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Gorilla in the mist

When an attractive female, on Snapchat or IG stories, pets their hair during a thirst trap post while using an excess amount of filters
Friend 1: dude, did you see Hallie’s latest Snapchat story?
Friend 2: yeah bro she looked like a gorilla in the mist picking through her hair like that..
Friend 3: not to mention i could barely tell who it was because of the insane amount of filters she used!
by Tastyslag May 29, 2019
mugGet the Gorilla in the mistmug.

Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.
Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"
by Chapychoo November 29, 2017
mugGet the Hard mist spraymug.

pooh mist

1. The mist that filters the air after flushing down a healthy turd.
2. A spray fart.
1. I unloaded Wendy's chili into the toilet. As I flushed it away I noticed a fould pooh mist that was sprayed into the air.
2. I didn't exactly fart ... and didn't exactly pooh ... it was a tweener ... a pooh mist.
by Jerm31 December 9, 2008
mugGet the pooh mistmug.

Misted

when someone dies or gets hurt badly. referencing the term "pink mist"
"i was playing halo with my little brother the other day he got totally misted"
by jucebx March 5, 2021
mugGet the Mistedmug.

Mist

The phenomenon that occurs when Gaia leaves her diffuser on for to long.

The name Gaia is derived from the Greek goddess of earth and is pronounced Guy-a.
A diffuser is a device that spreads something over a wide area. It can be used to humidify.
There is a lot of Mist, she must have forgotten to turn off her diffuser again!
by Nazuria October 23, 2020
mugGet the Mistmug.

China Mist

The act of giving a Hot Karl while having diarrhea.
After a hard night of drinking and a Taco Bell after party, I went to give my girl a Hot Karl but it turned out to be a China Mist.
by Schwoz December 9, 2014
mugGet the China Mistmug.

Mush or Mist

A term determining whether a deceased human has been mushed or misted.
Guy 1: That guy got creamed by a train.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah I saw that. Brutal.
Guy 1: Was that a Mush or Mist?
Guy 2: Definitely a Mist.
by MasterGoatEgg January 20, 2024
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