Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.
by Scentsock November 7, 2018
Get the Missouri Boat Ridemug. by Qwertyioppasdf January 22, 2024
Get the Missouri facialmug. Since I was going to start my diet this Sunday, I thought I might as well do a Missouri southern cleanse to get the juices flowing.
by googlemachu March 1, 2021
Get the Missouri southern cleansemug. Carl: Stan just went to clever to clear his thots. Sure hope he is vaccinated!
Joe: yeah those thots out there are definitely infected!
Clever Missouri place full of bad thots
Joe: yeah those thots out there are definitely infected!
Clever Missouri place full of bad thots
by Eatme2 May 16, 2020
Get the Clever Missourimug. Joint I travelled thru on a road trip to Oklahoma City. All I remember about it is that there was trees on the side of the highway.
by CrossingTheFrenchBorder July 28, 2023
Get the Rolla, Missourimug. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass and freezes it, then places it it his partners hot chocolate.
by Capt. KW June 17, 2025
Get the Missouri marshmallowmug. Rock port, Missouri is a great little town that is proud of its sports and for the most part great people
by Broski_-_-_-_69 June 19, 2017
Get the Rock port, Missourimug.