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secret mermaid

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him
Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid
by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017
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Mermaided

Any individual who is seemingly perfect and beautiful but upon further dating and observation is found to be a toxic individual.
Yeah dude, I met this girl and she was awesome at first! But then she stole my car... I got mermaided.
by Hog girl February 3, 2020
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Mermaid

Swinger lifestyle. A married female who is allowed to play with others without her husband present.
Are you a unicorn or mermaid?
by Katarina Rose October 16, 2022
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Mattress mermaid

1) A person (typically a female) that is content with laying with anyone on any bed with the intention of engaging in sexual acts; they are so content with doing the sex on any bed, because it's like their natural habitat.
That girl is a mattress mermaid, because she don't care whose bed she climbs into to get plowed.
by One1Upp July 17, 2024
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mermaid angel

This person or entity tends to gravitate towards evil and shows the depravity of humanity at its lowest form via cyberbullying a 12 year old.
Audren
I hope that mermaid angel get her post deleted as well as herself IP banned due to her cyberbullying post about a child named audren.
by Palaudren December 9, 2019
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Mermaidation

To fall in mermaidation to steal something. Feel mermaidated to ask someone something.
by Voidflash November 8, 2019
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dirty water mermaid

A female from the dirty waters witches is loyal to Mike / aka his dirty sex slave
by Dirty water legend April 24, 2024
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