Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.

After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.

by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021

Melphobia

fear of Melody Dang

Fuck I cant be near her i have melphobia

by Genus Venius September 13, 2021

mampho

Direct translation: mother of gifts
The best person you will ever meet. She is God’s greatest gift to humanity. She is centered and makes everyone around her fall in love just through her presence

Mampho is the best to ever do it

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Memphis

genderless ranboo enjoyer who is loyal and kind one minute and ready to kill and doesn't care about laws the next. sometimes they are also just GOD. <3

P1: Hey that person over there is probably named Memphis
P2: Why do you say that?
P1: Because they are non-binary and a ranboo fan

by Wolfboo my Beloved <3 March 27, 2022

Memphrikaner

A white person from Memphis/Shelby County, TN

Germantown & Collierville are mostly Memphrikaner in demographic makeup.

by Auntie Olathe April 5, 2022

Memphissander Moment

when you play the game Risk Universalis and horrendously fail roleplay as Canada

Albert - "I just invaded America as Canada"
Jojo - "That's a Memphissander Moment"

by memphissander April 12, 2022

Memphissander

a no life "Canadian" piece-of-shit-american-in-denial who spends all day larping as Canada on Risk Universalis to live up his ultranationalist wet dream

Memphissander - "Hi Guys"
Literally everyone ever - "Shut the fuck up."

by memphissander April 12, 2022