A man with an unbelievablely huge penis
by Male specimen March 13, 2017
A faggot usually with no friends with a small penis. Sometimes very witty but never knows what's going on
by Ryan Calftroy October 03, 2014
Wants to be a reptile. He loves to hold and touch his snake. Doesn't like to wear a lot of clothing. Gets pleasure out of listening to his mammal friends get it on. Also loud.
by Diva sista November 12, 2010
by superdelicious. March 20, 2009
by BarryScottBangandthedirtisgone January 05, 2018
a chinese curly-haired sex-god that you can never get over. u will love him forever...he just has that charm.
Becca: OMG i cant get over matt!!! ever since last night...and he dumping...ugh!!!
Vicki: Honey, you gotta understand...he is a MATT.
Becca: Makes sense.
Vicki: Honey, you gotta understand...he is a MATT.
Becca: Makes sense.
by hamsterlady March 19, 2010
A refrigerator for beers. No other contents are allowed as it is a specialty refrigerator. Be careful when inviting a Matt to parties as it is programmed to automatically consume all beers it encounters.
Amazingly, the Matt has no capacity limit and has been known to consume mass quantities of beer in one sitting without recharging and without any side effects.
The Matt itself looks quite bearish in appearance with a rough outward exterior much like a mountain man. However, he is well liked and a good friend. Filipinos have been known to flock towards the Matt for it's appearance and personality. With many filipino men and women falling in love with the Matt. However, the Matt cannot be tamed and moves from location to location, country to country, consuming beer.
One odd fact about the Matt is that some gay filipino men are compelled to poop in it's mouth.
Amazingly, the Matt has no capacity limit and has been known to consume mass quantities of beer in one sitting without recharging and without any side effects.
The Matt itself looks quite bearish in appearance with a rough outward exterior much like a mountain man. However, he is well liked and a good friend. Filipinos have been known to flock towards the Matt for it's appearance and personality. With many filipino men and women falling in love with the Matt. However, the Matt cannot be tamed and moves from location to location, country to country, consuming beer.
One odd fact about the Matt is that some gay filipino men are compelled to poop in it's mouth.
Wow, you drank that entire keg of beer by yourself! What are you, a Matt??
Person 1: Where do you poop?
Person 2: In Matt's mouth.
Person 1: .......................
Person 1: Where do you poop?
Person 2: In Matt's mouth.
Person 1: .......................
by unknown1979 November 22, 2013