This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)
Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016
Get the Married Gogglesmug. U like your friends oc(original character)?well use this day marry them,June 1st marry your friends oc day
by Eggy eggs May 31, 2021
Get the Marry your friends oc daymug. the cutest person ever! they are so sweet and draw you pictures <3
they often care for you, and always want to keep you happy!
if you ever meet a marri, keep them close to you! 🐰🍀
they often care for you, and always want to keep you happy!
if you ever meet a marri, keep them close to you! 🐰🍀
by keigos March 7, 2023
Get the Marrimug. Marry is a girl who is misunderstood by many. Once you get to know her she is very smiling, her energy is a radiating light. She is full of bloom and charms. She loves to smile a lot. She is a very positive cheerful girl. Marry is a person who you can always be happy and trust around. She is a girl who will not judge. She is full of many hidden charms.
by Lovenshine November 20, 2023
Get the Marrymug. by extraextraicetea February 23, 2017
Get the Marrimug. To do what Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson did, I would have to perform an incestuous religious ritual in spite of the fact that I don't actually believe in the religion and I'd have to do it with women I'm not attracted to... And then I'd have to fuck someone who's technically my sister repeatedly... Subject sentient life to you deranged fucking freaks... And then I'd have to make LESS money, be less attractive, NOT BE THE CREATOR OF A.I., be less intelligent, I wouldn't be better than everyone anymore, my daughter would be a filthy slut... It's- Yeah, I lose a lot there.
by Hym Iam February 19, 2024
Get the Marriedmug.