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Kaelyn Lorenz

by kaelyns bitch August 14, 2020
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loren gray

a great unique person, lip syncs, models. super gorgeous.
person 1: i wish i was loren gray

person 2: same!
by xxxxmariexxxxx January 31, 2017
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Lorenzo Mata

A forward on the UCLA Bruins basketball team. He is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players of all time and is the epitome of a poser with two armbands, a wrist band,and a headband. He also has a nose which looks like it has been smashed with a crowbar many times.
"Oh my, does that player have a nose disease?"
"No, that's just Lorenzo Mata. He's a huge tool."
by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007
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loren

Loren IS a kick ass guy and anyone who thinks otherwise is fucking KrAzY!!!!! there lucky to even KNOW such a wonderful guy! but he has a thing 4 bag whore which isn't too kool. and He is secretly in love with a Girl named Sarah!!!! yup Sarah!!! well.... if u dont know him then you should Definetly meet him!!!! Hes a pimp.... I love him to death!!! even though he's a total asshole!!!! ;)
"My S.A Vato Loco" ;)
by The Pimpstress.....DUH!!! January 8, 2005
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Lorena Bobbitt

A vindictive bitch, originally from Ecuador, who sliced her husband's penis off.
Don't go anywhere near Lorena Bobbitt, or if you do, guard your privates.
by Lady Michiru Kaiou February 26, 2009
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Lorenzo

A self centered piece of shit who only cares about himself and is obsessed with feeling your boobs. Also a stupid band geek who is only nice to some brass players and trombones.
Lorenzo is making fun of the woodwinds again.
by Haroldsky March 27, 2020
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lovenox

n. drug given to prevent blood clots

v. nursing school lingo for one who gets "knocked" off their feet by seriously awesome sex

n. Corny pick up line by weird guy in nursing school, aimed at picking up one of his hot female classmates
#1
Jane: Mrs. Wakenstine's Lovenox is due at 0800. Would anyone mind checking this drug with me before I give it?

#2
Rachel: Holy Shit man! Our gardener Juan fucked me senseless last night. It was total lovenox nirvana!

Jessica: Rach you totally gotta hook me up!

Rachel: Hell no bitch! Once your Lovenox'd like that, you'll never be the same... he's all mine

#3
Wierd Ass loser nursing school guy:
Hey baby! YOur lovenox me off my feet

Hot Nursing student: Piss off weird ass! Your freakin me the hell out....
by globalDIVAlove March 28, 2010
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