Loner Boner

lonely
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.

I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(

by potranquita June 6, 2005

Loafer

One who studies the art of loafing

Also see Loafing

"You're an excellent loafer, lazying around and stuff."

by Slackers April 5, 2003

Loncer

This word first originated from Peckham but, has spread through to the London area. When someone is jealous of someone else, they are loncing them, thus being a loncer.

Kelly: I hate Kim, she's so pretty.

Beth: Kelly is a Loncer.

Sarah: How is she?

Beth: She's loncing Kim

by Wifey Tremorz January 29, 2009

Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Said in an angry or sarcastic way to indicate that you resent being stared at when you demand privacy.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to tell his cousin 10-year-old Michael and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,as they stared at him.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" yelped pantsless 8-year-old Jamie,after getting depanted by the turtle and rabbit as the crowd stared at him.

by JMC70 February 14, 2018

Loner boner

To have a boner but no one around to see it.

I had such a loner boner the other day.

by Bold_country May 20, 2014

lonering

when you go get fast food and you order fries and there's one lonely onion ring at the bottom of the bag.

i got a lonering

by Finallydone June 1, 2017

Silly Millimeter Longer

that which an uncircircumcized male thinks is what allows himself to pleasure a woman more effectively.

That Guido has a stinky Cheesy bellend. And why don't Frenchies shower themselves more often? It's not like I can FEEL that gigantic (sarcasm) extra MILLIMETER, it's a silly millimeter longer, ya UNCUT Eurofag.

by Big Gay Al(ien) February 14, 2019