Largs Vegas

A slang term for a small Scottish seaside town called Largs, known largely for it's sizable drug problem, and in-breeding.

Used primarily by those who have left the town as an ironic term when they have to go back to visit family etc.

Derived obviously from Las Vegas, the irony being that there is fuck all to do in largs except drink large amounts of alcohol, and avoid the retards that you went to school with.

Alan: Alright Dave what's the plans for the weekend.

Dave: Fuck all mate, going to Largs Vegas to visit the folks.

by Wee mad mental murry May 16, 2008

large dark nipple people

A race from a far away planet, ruled by the invicible Wing-Blow, who was purposly taught wrong... as a joke. His nuts-to-fist style of martial arts is world renowed and feared.

"I rock... and roll... all day long. Sweet Suzy!"

"No! He will kill you like a small dog!"

"Oh God... again with the squeaky shoes!"

by Tristan & Elise November 3, 2004

Large Hadron Collider

A device that when used has the potential to create miniature black holes. Physicist have assured us that this is of no concern, though, for two reasons. One is that these black holes are supposed to evoporate due to Hawking Radiation, which is an unobserved theory. And the other is that if the LHC is capable of producing black holes, cosmic rays should produce miniature black holes frequently when they collide with the atmosphere, which totally ignores the fact that these natural miniature black holes would have velocities much greater than the Earth's escape velocity. So there is a distinct possibility that when this collider fires up in 2007, the Earth could be doomed to be slowly accreted by miniature black holes at the center of the earth. However, you can rest assured that the physicists that are willing to gamble with the functional existence of Earth on the basis that this scenario will not happen do not seem to care.

Firing up the Large Hadron Collider without observational evidence of Hawking Radiation is like not putting enough life boats on the Titanic.

by Josh V December 19, 2006

large richard

When you want to disguse calling someone a big dick and confuse people.

Jerry:"that fag cut me off!"
Kurt: "yeah what a large richard."
Jerry:"what?"
Kurt:"think about it."

by Robby p August 27, 2005

Largasm

When you laugh so much you sound like your having an orgasm

Teresa: "Whats that noise"
Niamh: "I think its that girl"
Teresa: "Is she having a largasm"
Niamh: "Im pretty sure, shes been laughing for a while"

by Niamh Clarke and Teresa Walsh December 18, 2008

Large Russian

A weird sexual thing involving a 69 with the guy on top. He then shits down and it drops down onto the girls face.

i gave your mom a large russian and she loved it!

by hi im mark March 15, 2010

large homosexual

Worse than any insult known to man. If you say this, the universe will cease to exist and god will be terminated. There is no escape. No one will be spared.

"thou art a large homosexual."
*nobody fucking cares you're on a bullshit website that is mostly used for memes at this point*

by godisfuckingdead6669 May 23, 2018