Kool-Aid Man

When you’re fucking your partner while they’re facing a wall and you pump so hard their head goes through the drywall, after which walk to the other side of the wall and blow your load on their face

Dude, I got a little carried away last night and gave Cheryl a Kool-Aid Man. I was worried at first but she was super into it, she even yelled “Oh Yeah!” as I was blowing my load on her face. It was amazing but I don’t think I’ll be getting my security deposit back.

by Eric Beifman March 25, 2021

Carolina Kool-Aid

When you urinate into a vagina and then drink it.

It was a hot summer night so we made some Carolina Kool-Aid!

by Shpadoinkle! February 27, 2020

Hey Kool-Aid

When your drunk husband is peeing and falls backwards and breaks the shower door.

“Why is the shower door broken?”

“I pulled a Hey Kool-Aid.”

by Pretzal July 14, 2019

Kool-Aid smile

A long, deep, curving cut across the lower half of the face made by a razor or knife as a calling card by a rival gang or serial killer.

All the victims were found slumped over in their chairs, all blood having been drained through the killer's mark of a Kool-Aid smile.

by FreddyButt June 6, 2019

kool-aid cheeks

When you blush so easily it's ridiculous, the unfortunate extreme redness that results is called kool-aid cheeks.

When I arrived at the party uninvited, everyone stared at me like some kind of defective. As a result I got kool-aid cheeks.

by Somerlea May 20, 2014

kool-aid man

A giant talking bowl of puppies blood who gets off on busting through people's walls and screaming "Oh Yeah!"
He enjoys being drank by kids. Strange? I couldn't agree more.....

"So how's your day goin'"
"Not so fuckin' good!"
"How come?"
"Some giant bowl of puppies blood burst through the wall and raped my entire family!"
"I wasn't filled with puppie blood!"
"Wait you're the kool-aid man? "You dirty motherfucker!"

by Tyson S. August 17, 2007

Kool Aid Face

The look of total satisfaction after having sex. (you know like the kool aid guy who has a big smile on his face)

My girlfriend showed up late to the bar with a kool aid face and right away we knew that she had sex, which made her late, before getting to the bar.

by Thanks Victor August 27, 2007