Kiwi

What New Zealanders call themselves. Seemingly no one regards it as cringe!

We New Zealanders shouldn´t call ourselves "Kiwis".

by Orange Sleeves August 26, 2019

Kiwi

A bird that looks like a fruit so they named the fruit after the bird.

Look it’s a kiwi.

Look it’s a Kiwi.:

by Kiwigenocide September 1, 2019

Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.

Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)

by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018

Kiwi

Can be either used as a name what an ugly underaged boy fingers an ugly underaged girl, or an a verb replacing fingering

Ex 1: Amir kiwed Lea
Ex 2: People were chanting kiwi to amir after he fingered Lea

by Eat your fruits not vegetables January 4, 2018

Kiwi

A dark haired man with short head and facial hair resembling a kiwi fruit

You are such a cute kiwi, I want to stroke your head

by MinnieGenie January 6, 2020

Kiwi

A dumbass fruit that's got no reason to exist. The furry fuck is usually used on beat a furry day!

John: Ever eat a kiwi?
Bill: What the fuck is a kiwi?
John: You know, that weird furry shit!

by Not_A_Dragon January 24, 2020

Kiwi

A country so devoted to soccer that all of its economy revolves around it.

That country's is a kiwi

by Sirjacer January 30, 2020