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kitty senpai

When one does not have a life or a "Senpai" for that matter. One simply calls their cat this to make themselves feel better for being antisocial twat waffles
"Kitty Senpai! I bought you cat food"
by Otaku-san November 9, 2014
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kitty lockdown

when you have a cat that pisses you off so much at night and doesn't let you get any sleep. so you lock your cat in a separate room, or just plain out of yours. hence the cat is placed in kitty lockdown.
fuck! sprinkles just peed on my clothes again. that bitch is so on kitty lockdown tonight.
by premilf16 April 13, 2009
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Kitty Surprise

A trick one plays on others at Easter, often on younger siblings, where one replaces the candy inside of a hollowed plastic easter egg with cat feces.

A variation of the trick is performed by following the trick by attempting to convince the victim once they open the egg that the cat droppings are simply melted chocolate and that they should enjoy it.

Usually followed by singing "Kitty surprise, Kitty surprise, the easter bunny hates you, and hopes that you die."
Sibling 1: *opens egg
Sibling 2: Looks like the easter bunny hates you and left you a Kitty surprise.
Sibling 2: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
by General Nipowitz March 11, 2010
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captain kitty

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.

Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.

See: "Kyle"
"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".
by Shermdaddy100 June 1, 2023
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thunder kitty

Angry emo girl that radiates electrical currents of self hate and depression and screams it at you when they don’t get there way. Also identifies as a Furry
Look out Hoss here comes a thunder kitty.
by Jroc613 September 1, 2020
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Kitty Sunday

When you pour whip cream caramel hot fudge and put a cherry on top of a vagina then eat it out
Last Night I had a kitty sunday but I cant get that whip creeam/cum taste out of my mouth
by Matthew Larkin February 18, 2009
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Kitty Fishing

The learned skill of fishing kittens from under your couch, bed, or any other awkward place they may adventure to by dragging any rope like object near it and slowly pulling it away.
I tried to convince my kitty to come out from under the couch for two hours last night, finally my girlfriend grabbed my shoe lace threw it under the couch and slowly began kitty fishing.. low and behold at the other end of the lace we found my kitty hanging on by his teeth.
by Kitty Fisher November 18, 2011
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