kebab dropped on a barber's floor

An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.

Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!

by Number 1 Guv'nor December 6, 2007

Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn

This is the ultimate Kebab van. The owner is the smartest, strongest and most beatiful person you will ever meet. Because he is a Pølse mand, he has a very big penis. His current helper is pølse katten. Pølse katten brings all the pølser to people that order.

Marius: Wow i'm hungry.
Elias: Yeah, me too!
Marius: What about Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn?
Elias: HELL YEAH!

by Subiugetur November 19, 2018

three year old kebab

Ones unclean fandango

Oi lads i had a three year old kebab last night

by Gurty dirty August 6, 2010

If The Kebab Is Good It’s Worth it

This is a saying used to describe not just kebab, but any choice in life that may be questionable, and is still worth it to do regardless of the consequence.

That kebab looks so good! It may give us food poisoning… but if the kebab is good it’s worth it!

by Harmonicole May 24, 2023

Shish Kebab

The act of sitting on an alcoholic beverage with your anus in a public seating place/area.

That guy just got Shish Kebabed

by KrispyCum August 18, 2025

Kebab

Occurs when a person has a list of people they have made like them
Person has no feelings whatsoever for those options but does it for fun.

"Vanessa finally got Toby on her boy kebab."

by dabsoduk February 28, 2023

Puerto Rican Shish Kebab

A hand job from a human being other than yourself.

“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”

by JahJah4prez August 23, 2024