kebab dropped on a barber's floor

An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.

Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!

by Number 1 Guv'nor December 6, 2007

Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn

This is the ultimate Kebab van. The owner is the smartest, strongest and most beatiful person you will ever meet. Because he is a Pølse mand, he has a very big penis. His current helper is pølse katten. Pølse katten brings all the pølser to people that order.

Marius: Wow i'm hungry.
Elias: Yeah, me too!
Marius: What about Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn?
Elias: HELL YEAH!

by Subiugetur November 19, 2018

three year old kebab

Ones unclean fandango

Oi lads i had a three year old kebab last night

by Gurty dirty August 6, 2010

Sheeeesh Kebab

Sheeeesh Kebab is a phrase you say to show excitement or to use in situations where you don't know what to say. Commonly used by wannabe chads or gangsta. Often the word chicken is added in between.

Person 1- My uncle passed..
Person 2-....
Person 2- Sheeeesh Kebab

Or Else
Person 2- Sheeeesh Chicken Kebab

by @_!#5c\%#@@#ĘĆ@æ April 4, 2022

Rancid Kebab

A kebab that is bought when sober, rancid for the way you feel after consumption.

Mike - I had a rancid kebab last night

Kev - No way, how did that go down?

Mike - not good, i was shitting brown paint all night.

Kev - scumming.

by gaping malefant May 9, 2009

Tommy Wommy Kebab

When you get skewered from all angles by the bois.

"Terrific tommy wommy kebab last night bois!"

by PGTipzz November 4, 2020

kebab flap

The flab of fat on an obese woman’s stomach, kinda like a kebab flap (originating from the regions of Armenia)

I could see her kebab flap from a mile away

by Splarging November 15, 2025