Jules is an alien from a planet in which skin is entirely penetrable and orgasm only comes from laughter. This is why Jules will always be found giggling and laying in the sun or rolling in other textured materials.
Jules are assigned a mission planet at birth but are not told their aim in early childhood. Occasionally members of their child community will send helpful signals via meteors and other solar patterns. This is why Juleses found on earth are often confused, spacey, and dreamy. They know they have a purpose, but are often founding gazing into the distances looking for a sign of direction.
Jules are assigned a mission planet at birth but are not told their aim in early childhood. Occasionally members of their child community will send helpful signals via meteors and other solar patterns. This is why Juleses found on earth are often confused, spacey, and dreamy. They know they have a purpose, but are often founding gazing into the distances looking for a sign of direction.
person 1: “yesterday i saw this ethereal being running nude across the golf course behind my house. it was a full moon; you think it was a ghost?”
person 2: “nope. it was probably just a jules”
person 2: “nope. it was probably just a jules”
by Harlan November 22, 2021
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Jule, a compassionate, hearth-warming and an addictive sexual deviant. Due to her German roots she is often depicted as a scary, frighteningly beautiful and majestic person.
This robin can frequently, and quiet easily, become a huge ball of anxiety, which can only be contained and suppressed with constant, continuous reassurance and actions of affection. Her caring and loving personality will cause her to vigorously "sweat the small things". But then again, love, one of us has to.
Finding yourself a Jule is a near impossible accomplishment as their distinctiveness is a scarce and infrequent natural outlier.
This persuasive German woman knows exactly how and when to push your buttons and always ensures she gets what she wants.
The word "Bitte" will make you forget who you are and brainwash you, and as a man, it will make you trample over your pride and beliefs as the movement of her lips is enchanting and the sexiest thing you will witness and experience.
Our love isn't easy, chick. However our undying passion and respect towards eachother is capable of accomplishing anything. We both know that "good things come with time" , and at the end of it I'll happily call you my wife.
Jule, a compassionate, hearth-warming and an addictive sexual deviant. Due to her German roots she is often depicted as a scary, frighteningly beautiful and majestic person.
This robin can frequently, and quiet easily, become a huge ball of anxiety, which can only be contained and suppressed with constant, continuous reassurance and actions of affection. Her caring and loving personality will cause her to vigorously "sweat the small things". But then again, love, one of us has to.
Finding yourself a Jule is a near impossible accomplishment as their distinctiveness is a scarce and infrequent natural outlier.
This persuasive German woman knows exactly how and when to push your buttons and always ensures she gets what she wants.
The word "Bitte" will make you forget who you are and brainwash you, and as a man, it will make you trample over your pride and beliefs as the movement of her lips is enchanting and the sexiest thing you will witness and experience.
Our love isn't easy, chick. However our undying passion and respect towards eachother is capable of accomplishing anything. We both know that "good things come with time" , and at the end of it I'll happily call you my wife.
by Italo-Irish January 13, 2022
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He is good at hurting himself and being delusional.
He is good at hurting himself and being delusional.
by ijsjehetradijsje June 3, 2024
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Person 1: What's that noise I hear in the distance
Person 2: Thats Jules walking towards us with his fat tits bouncing up and down - did you shower this morning?
Person 1: Yes, why?
Person 2: Few otherwise he would be able to smell us from metres away with his abnormally large Jewish nose
Person 1: What's that noise I hear in the distance
Person 2: Thats Jules walking towards us with his fat tits bouncing up and down - did you shower this morning?
Person 1: Yes, why?
Person 2: Few otherwise he would be able to smell us from metres away with his abnormally large Jewish nose
by itzurboyjaden January 3, 2023
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