La Junta Lead Pipe

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.

“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”

by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023

lil junt

the girl you been fucking with heavy. she fine as fuck and on her shit.

That’s my lil junt Cece, I fuck with her.

by 1of1 January 9, 2024

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 25, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 25, 2025

La Fonta La Julnt

To maintain sexual activity at a steady and rythmatic pace...

1) "Hey baby, let me hit ya with the La Fonta La Julnt !"

by ACreekLife August 26, 2009

north texas haunt jaunt

Legit ladies hunting ghosts.

North Texas Haunt Jaunts. We hunt ghosts, not ratings.

by NTxHJ December 21, 2016

Magic Using Junta

Someone who is a heavy liar, or is over confidant in themselves, to the point of extremism. Derives from a fake Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Black Cows Magician".

Bro, Will was Being such a Magic Using Junta today.

by V1rginEarz February 25, 2024