Dirty Jesah

A dirty Jesah is when she waits until marriage to have sex

I cant wait to have a dirty jesah

by Muscles.69 April 4, 2020

Swedish jigsaw

When two guys both enter the same double sided fleshlight (or grapefruit) and dock together. Once docked, they thrust together in unison and perform a Swedish jigsaw.

Last night Jordan and I were left hanging, but we pulled out the crusty old double sider and had a proper Swedish Jigsaw amongst boys.

by Billy Lotion December 23, 2020

Wedding Jiesus

When you die the night before your buddies wedding from alcohol poisoning, but are magically resurrected from THE GRAVE the next day and successfully perform all your duties.

Holy crap, that dude wearing those sunglasses carrying that jug of water and a bag of tacos drank a bottle of scotch last night, and yet he’s still made it to the wedding, and is now (for some crazy reason) in charge of parking cars. That dude is a wedding jiesus.

by BaconRainey October 19, 2021

Wang Jiesheng

a) King
b) God
c) Best of all
d) Most Charming
e) omnipotent
f) Stongest
g) Rich
h) father of all

Wang Jiesheng

by Anonymusxxl November 25, 2021

Li Jesaayy

Li Jesaayy 1 of 1 , tha biggest , Mrs.What the Fuck , Mrs. Need a nigga like a turtle need a rain suit 😮 💨

Li Jesaayy is nothing like them other bitches she 1 of 1 .

Him : I never seen a turtle wit speed or a hoe I need Li Jesaayy: I don’t choose I’m chosen , ion chase I replace I need a nigga like a turtle need a rain suite bffrl .

Li Jesaayy : wtf , if youn be nun else in life be fckn for real .

by Li Jesaayy September 6, 2023

Squibbing on jibsac

When a man masturbates and ejaculates straight into the air, then pulls his penis to his stomach like a lever, before the semen lands on his testicles.

That guy has been squibbing on his jibsac since before it was cool.
He loved Squibbing on jibsac.

by CrunchyMFtaco October 15, 2021