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A loser; One who does things for people just to jock their nuts and fit in.
"Damn, he bought the whole crew Taco Bell? He's just trying to fit in. Fuckin' jobber."
Someone who focuses on the art of not getting fired or doing just the bare minimum at their chosen profession rather that working hard because they are truly driven to make whatever they are working on or for better. Large corporations are safe havens for jobbers, they focus on being there on time and not causing problems as well as passing work to others while striving to do the bare minimum amount of work to retain their job. Any system that favors employees for anything other than performance is probably a jobber safe haven. The jobbers joy in life is non existent as they probably hate their profession which turns what was an otherwise useful human into a worthless hunk of meat waiting to die. This lack of joy often drives them to work against non jobbers as it is in their best interests to keep their work environment free of non jobbers so they can stay hidden. Their hiding skills are those of looking busy, sounding smart, and doing nothing. Many jobbers walk a fine line between being discovered as being a jobber and having to do actual work, which is strictly forbidden by jobber code. If you hate your job, you are a jobber and probably suck at life.

Jobbers are often inept at their professions.
P.J. is trying to scare management out of assigning him something which will require a lot of work. He makes up a reason why it technically cant be done or is too dangerous but he actually has no idea what he is talking about, nor does he care. P.J. has successfully prevented himself from doing work and made his job less productive. P.J. is president of the Jobbers of America Club.
jobber by TheOfficeAvenger October 17, 2009

rim jobber 

One who likes to slide their tongue along the inner contours of the sphincter.
Go and fuck yourself, u filthy rim jobber!
rim jobber by Jessicka Graham March 31, 2003

piss jibbers 

a momentary uncontrollable shimmy-jig that occurs during or after an especially satisfying urination, often resulting in undesirable yet hilarious consequences
Aw shit, dog. My piss jibbers done got weenie-juice all up on my toes.
piss jibbers by Bonedoggy March 15, 2004
Jason Isringhausen

a closer with an era of 15, need I say more
That jobber gave up grand slam causing the team to lose the game
jobber by SarBear April 30, 2006
A mistake, a error an act of clumsyness.
That was a great chance for David Beckam, only 1 yard out, but he Jubbered it up.
jubber by Jon-paul Hanrahan June 4, 2006