The Jeff

An obnoxious alter ego involving douchebagness. "The Jeff" always refers to himself in third person and loves to talk about only the following things; gym, protein bars, working out, hair gel, his love of the show "Friends", fighting, degrading women. The female version of "The Jeff" is "The Rach". Similar to a douchebag but not constantly.

That guy turns into "The Jeff" when his friends show up, total doucheness.

by Loki Lullaby September 12, 2009

my name is jeff

your name if jeff

my name is jeff , yes your name is jeff

by SA DUDE December 10, 2016

Jeff Bridges Oscar Nomination

Inspired by, of course, Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination. When penetrating a lady friend from behind up the 'wrong'un' (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'Starman') Keep slapping her ass shouting,"Who's the dude?" (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film ' The Big Lebowski'). At the moment of gratification, grab said lady friends hair into managable clumps to represent reigns and yell, "Rooster Cogburn, Roooster Cogburn" at point of climax (inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'True Grit'). The young lady should now be walking like John Wayne so you penis slap her face and say "Where's your Oscar?".

I'd really love to see Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination, bend over love.

by Valha11aAwaits September 16, 2011

Jeff Lynne

Someone who drives the zamboni at your local ice rink

Get off the ice, Jeff Lynne is about to start the zamboni

by MrLee1965 April 20, 2019

name jeff

Deep in the Philippines, there may lye a grand, yet forgotten and untouchable hat

The name jeff hat

These words were the exact scriptures sewn onto that lovely cap
Proceeding an insult or really any word for that matter coats it with great emphasis
It may also be a call out to the divine one depicted on the front surface of the hat, it's said if you spin 3 times and lick the words "name jeff come" on a dusty mirror in an abandoned Filipino hospital , he may ascend from hell and grant you three wishes

"fuck ya'll.NAME JEFF!!
"how do you do? NAME JEFF!"
"Could you pass the salt? NAME JEFF"
"Take a seat, Harold. NAME JEFF"
GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM! NAME JEFF!"
"Mom, please make Jesus stop staring at me. NAME JEFF!"

by alv3l May 19, 2018

Jeffco

The meth capitol of the world consisting of a few small towns like Crystal City, Festus, Hillsboro, Arnold, Barnhart, Imperial, & Desoto. Town names have different names from the locals eg. Crystal Meth City, Fetus, & D-Town. Located south of STL.

Guy 1:Dude did you see her? What was she on?
Guy 2: Oh don't worry she's from Jeffco.

by s84freedom June 2, 2009

Jeff

A Jeff is a quiet individual that is known to have quick and witty banter when taking the opportunity to speak with someone they feel comfortable with. They are a breed of past heartbreakers that have matured into intelligent, unique, and confident men. They tend to think more than act and often miss the boat.

Guy 1: There's that cool girl from the art building
Guy 2:.........uh
Guy 1: Such a Jeff move

by Heytherepanther June 28, 2013