by Daniel smitty June 17, 2021
Get the JaygonBeatz mug.someone who either without realizing or intentionally uses big words that are specific to a particular field in order to seem smart.
teacher: so if you get the reciprocal of cotangent you will get tangent which is equivalent to sine divided by cosine and from there you can continue to simplify the trigonomic expression.
student: this teacher is a total jargon monger, he may as well be speaking french.
student: this teacher is a total jargon monger, he may as well be speaking french.
by foresaken_tar_shed April 4, 2011
Get the jargon monger mug.When someone uses large words and technical terms to confuse people into believing they are smarter or more advanced understanding of something, even when the words they say when combined really have no meaning or basis in fact.
The mechanic was explaining what was wrong with the car but I believe it was nothing but jargon vomit.
by Torqued E September 2, 2013
Get the Jargon Vomit mug.Radioactive element named after the late Jacob Larson. Its accidental discovery is widely known to have caused him fatal rectal hemorrhaging. Jacob's last words where a collection of inaudible jargons such as "Yugamo" "Aigheee!" and "Imgaaaeey" hence the name Jargonium
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A Jargonium atom has 92 protons and 99 electrons, of which 7 are valence electrons
Symbol JG
A Jargonium atom has 92 protons and 99 electrons, of which 7 are valence electrons
by A very smart chemist December 3, 2013
Get the Jargonium mug.He's a fast mother fucker, not as fast as Gregory though. On a technicality Jayson Zayson is actually better looking than table saw mouth would have you believe. The gearing ratio for the zambogowoid cannot be off by more than .0045° for proper efficient but for the plaster tide. Now a Kenzo is the polar opposite of Jayson Zayson.
Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
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Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
Definition: mint oil and puppy farts on a rainy day in September. Someone who is Zayson. Jayson. Fucking. Zayson.
Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
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