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jasper

jasper is a nonce
by john357 November 27, 2021
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jasper

jasper is a hyper-active person. the personification of a golden retriever puppy, they’re fun, loud, funny and have a cute personality. they’ll make you laugh and they’ll always show that they care about you. not the best at giving advice but they do their best and always listen, and that’s enough. one of the best friends you’ll ever have. they’re a little forgetful though, remind them to bring their inhaler and headphones everywhere with them
“jasper, remember to take your headphones and inhaler with you. you can’t die before me”
by niko_nova November 20, 2021
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jasper farrell

that person is so hot!
yep must be a jasper farrell
by xdmeowmeowred August 13, 2021
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Jasper

Jasper is da GOAT
by Gdydhdhhdyd November 7, 2022
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Jasper

A knock-off version of the name 'Casper'/'Kasper'. Normally a socially awkward pre-pubescent boy with too many freckles that will probably change his name.
Casper: Did you hear that Jasper is changing his name to Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke?

Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.
by a guy named Hashbrown April 9, 2022
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jasper, tennessee

A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.
I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.
by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016
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Jasper Cullen

My fictional boyfriend. He is taken. He is mine. He sparkles. He beautiful. <3
It’s jasper cullen

Ugh I can’t do this I’m dehydrated
by forsuresummer 🤍🤍 September 27, 2022
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