friend: WTF are you doing here??
me *sees some food in friends hand* *takes* *yells* jackson! *runs away*
friend: shit! get back here you fuckin poor pos!
me *sees some food in friends hand* *takes* *yells* jackson! *runs away*
friend: shit! get back here you fuckin poor pos!
by Bobby Kay November 7, 2006

Jackson is the best boyfriend
by ABC_iam awesome April 10, 2017

Fat ass boi that fills yo house with flesh. Cause' he's fat. He is so fat, that you are most likely touching his flabby fat rolls right now. You can't escape him. He is very fat. Cause' he fat.
by BrobiaLover June 13, 2018

A man who can really please a woman, not with love or affection but with his huge smegma build-up. A Jackson can literally make lasagna with his heaping pile of smegma in his foreskin, however he can't make grilled cheese.
by SmegmanTheGreat February 8, 2019

He is typically a friendly, funny, open, guy. Music is a huge part of his life and he can play guitar. He can make your day brighter just by being in the same room as him. Even if you’re having a terrible day, he picks you up and reminds you to keep teying. He makes friends with everyone. He’s super casual but he works hard. He’s very polite and sweet but also has an edgy sense of humour. He’s awkward, confident, helpful... and maybe a little bit charming :)it’s hard not to like him, but he’s too good of a friend to risk it. He’s the type of guy you promise you’re just friends with, but are actually interested in for some reason.
Girl: So, there’s this guy in my class. He’s funny and really into music and polite and I don’t know why, but I think I like him.
Friend: Do I knew him?
Girl: It’s Jackson.
Friend: Is that bad?
Girl: I already have a boyfriend.
Friend: Do I knew him?
Girl: It’s Jackson.
Friend: Is that bad?
Girl: I already have a boyfriend.
by Good girl, bad story April 5, 2019

The most fucked up guy ever. He loves giving Alabama Hot Pockets and sucking up some Alabama Black Snakes. Typically Most Jackson's are horny fellas and love dick, any opportunity for a long sausage he will take.Most nights "Jackson" jerks of his tiny peen to some bbc porn.
Person 1:"Oh look it Jackson must be looking for some dick."
Person 2:"Yea that guy is a horny piece of shit."
Person 2:"Yea that guy is a horny piece of shit."
by TheLordOfTheUrbanDays May 9, 2019
